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My lawyer is drunk, declare a mistrial judge!

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

Going to work drunk is no fun this lawyer found out. I have no idea how he thought he could do his job so drunk. They called in the court nurse to give him a breathalyzer test. Then the judge had to declare a mistrial. This might work out for the defendant though. His blood alcohol was .075. That’s really not very drunk but maybe really affected his job performance enough that someone could tell.

posted by vargoyle at 3:34 PM