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Please hikers, don't hug the cows.

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

Ok. How many of you people out there have to be told not to hug a cow? I can see hugging a cute cat but I mean does a cow even look huggable? No it don’t. Responding to unfortunate reports of unpleasant meetings between hikers and cattle along Switzerland’s Alpine Hiking Trails this summer, the Swiss Hiking Federation has laid down a few ground rules. DON’T HUG THE COWS! So hikers if a cow comes upon you while hiking walk away backwards and don’t turn your back to it or run, defiantly don’t try and hug it as cows really don’t like hugs and get very mad when that happens.

posted by vargoyle at 12:39 PM