These are fire fleas I tell ya!
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I pray for these poor fire fighters. I mean they have to sleep there and the fleas will bite them all night long. This place where they caught them must have been in awful condition before the fire to have so many fleas. I just hope they can find an exterminator that can get rid of them all.
Freedom Fries gone, French Fries back on menu.
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Well that name didn’t stick very long did it? Well only a few years. I guess us Americans just can get used to the term “Freedom Fries” and we like French fries WAY better. Who would of though that?
The icecap is melting so we're going to make beer from it.
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This beer might actually sell well with this sales pitch but I think it will most likely just taste like the rest of the beer out there. I really don’t think where you get the water actually makes one bit of difference if the water is clean. I can already see the commercials of guys drinking beer on an iceberg.
I bet that knife goes down well with a little soda and chips.
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All I can say is OUCH! I never heard that metal knifes were on the food pyramid. I bet it must have awfully hurt a lot to swallow this. You know you’re supposed to eat with the spoon, not eat the spoon! I hope this guy learns better eating practices.
