Beware of the killer sturgeon!
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Now these fish can get big! Although the chances of you getting hit as one jumps out of the water while riding a jet ski are slim! I really doubt accidents occur once or twice a year but I really don’t know. I just think it would be really, really rare for this type of fish to jump and hit someone bad enough for someone to be airlifted to the hospital. Anyway I just hope that I catch one of these fish this year!
Get your flight to Auckland soon for the topless porn star parade!
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Yeah get your tickets to Auckland and visit the parade. I think I need to get seat fast. With this kind of parade it will attract 1000’s I’m sure. Maybe some year in the future they will televise it!
Whoa how did that tattoo get there?
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What does she mean this isn’t domestic assault? I mean the guy left a tattoo she didn’t want on her ankle. She told him that she didn’t want a tattoo and he put it on her while she was intoxicated on sleeping pills she took the night before. The guy at least should have to pay for it to be removed and a fine.
Good Penetrations.
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I got a great idea for the advertising of these condoms. They could use that song “good vibrations” for song background in the commercial. I know bad taste for Thailand. They’re worried there that youngsters could be lured into having sex with the name “Tom Dundee” as the name brand of condoms witch means in Thai “Good Penetration”
My lawyer is drunk, declare a mistrial judge!
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Going to work drunk is no fun this lawyer found out. I have no idea how he thought he could do his job so drunk. They called in the court nurse to give him a breathalyzer test. Then the judge had to declare a mistrial. This might work out for the defendant though. His blood alcohol was .075. That’s really not very drunk but maybe really affected his job performance enough that someone could tell.
