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Thursday, August 03, 2006

I wrote all these tickets and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

This is bad, really bad. They should offer no incentives for police to write tickets. Not only is it a waste of taxpayer money but it tarnishes their standards. I hope they cancel this program ASAP!

posted by vargoyle at 5:59 PM | 0 comment(s)

I've sat down and I cant get up!

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

This must have been a funny police/fire department call. Poor lady is stuck to the toilet seat by super glue. All I can say is OUCH! She says she has burns from it most likely from the finger nail polish remover and the stickiness of the glue placed on the seat. I really hope she’ll be ok.

posted by vargoyle at 5:34 PM | 0 comment(s)

Killer honeybees now!

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

Poor boy. I guess you really can’t train for this like they said. That boy better watch out the next time he plans on running into a tree with his bike. The absolute best quote from this article is "They don't like to be jostled,” That certainly is an understatement!

posted by vargoyle at 1:24 PM | 0 comment(s)

Have sex with me or I'll call the police!

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

This must have been the lighter side of the policeman’s night. I can see it, them laughing when they left this call. I bet this couple is the butt of jokes now at the police station. Oh well not having sex with your husband/wife is still not a crime.

posted by vargoyle at 12:23 PM | 1 comment(s)

I wonder who left this gun on the toilet?

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

They won’t cite this guy. Why not? If a kid had walked in the bathroom it might have been bad. Good thing it was just an employee that found it. This security officer might be just a little dangerous leaving things like this around

posted by vargoyle at 11:22 AM | 1 comment(s)