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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Bible study group sees indecent buns at bakery.

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

This bakery had a fun time with this incident. A teen get drunk and then gets naked in the bakery. Then he walks out the door and sits on the curb outside all the while the bakery has a bible study group as customers. That is funny. Well I’d just advise the bible study people to try and convince the poor guy to go to an AA meeting or something.

Lobster pickpockets man as he takes a late night swim.

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

What are the chances of this happening? After a late night dip in the sea a poor fellow lost his wallet. Then a diver finds his wallet clasped inside a lobster’s claws. Now that’s what I call a pick pocketing lobster! Well every thing worked out because the diver contacted him and told him of the strange tale. Don’t worry about this lobster doing it again as he has been eaten.

Man in Japan makes over 905 calls a day to "kind" voices.

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

I mean that’s a lot of calls! Just one thing though, how did he cause mental distress to over 100 telephone operators? I mean if they were worried about it they had his number and could have called authorities right away. He was making 905 calls a day. I just wonder how he was even able to eat dinner making that many calls.

Mayor doesn't want to mow lawn.

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Vargoyle’s Comments:

This guy is awesome! Yes there are much better things to do than mow the grass. In my town the length of grass was allowed to be 12 inches. That is a very liberal length limit. I used to live at a place that wanted a 4 inch length limit. That meant you were mowing every other day and they would actually come out and measure it just so they could get fines. That really sucked! So what if the grass grows long? People just don’t have quite the amount of time they used to. Plus it saves on gas that is over $3.00 a gallon.