Policeman's pay lowered for mating dog.
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The officials in this story are really stupid. They lower the pay of a police officer because the dog he looks after for the department got pregnant. Now you may think his pay should be lowered as he didn’t take responsibility. That may kind of be true but if the officials
really didn’t want the dog pregnant couldn’t they’ve just had her spayed? I guess so. So you officials why don’t you lower your pay also as you have had bad oversight on this one!
Please do not drive whilst masterbating!
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This will be on this man’s most embarrassing moment’s list. He was found by police after crashing car and being unconscious with a vacuum pump attached to his penis. The man was taken to the hospital with head injuries. I wonder what head they are talking about? Please don’t try this at home; masturbating while driving can be very dangerous.
Hmm. Tastes just like macadamia nuts!
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Now who would think macadamia nuts would look like crack cocaine? If even just one person tasted them they would run. I guess it might be a funny prop.
Girl falls asleep on flight then wakes up in same city she left from.
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A teenage girl gets on a flight from Malta to Sophia and happens to fall asleep on the plane and then wakes up back in Malta. How stupid are they? Isn’t it their company policy that the pilot is responsible for making sure all passengers have left the plane? Airline officials said that the plane was “not a place for sleeping.” I thought that was a big promotion thing is that passengers could sleep while they flew. Isn’t that why they give you that little pillow? I really think they should give this girl a refund as she had to pay $200 euros for another flight and lost four days in the mess.
Person get car towed in "fake" no parking zone.
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This has got to be the best practical joke ever. Most likely teens stole a parking sign from somewhere else and then placed parking sign where parking was allowed. Then before people wake up for work the police come ticket and tow their cars. I guess some people were a little steamed when they tried to get to work that morning. I bet the cost of towing and tickets will be dropped but still missing a day of work for this costs money.
Please hikers, don't hug the cows.
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Ok. How many of you people out there have to be told not to hug a cow? I can see hugging a cute cat but I mean does a cow even look huggable? No it don’t. Responding to unfortunate reports of unpleasant meetings between hikers and cattle along Switzerland’s Alpine Hiking Trails this summer, the Swiss Hiking Federation has laid down a few ground rules. DON’T HUG THE COWS! So hikers if a cow comes upon you while hiking walk away backwards and don’t turn your back to it or run, defiantly don’t try and hug it as cows really don’t like hugs and get very mad when that happens.
There's more than one way to clean up an oil spill.
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The prisoners are donating hair to help clean up a 220,000 liter oil spill. I think that prisoners that donated without question should be given a little bit shorted sentences for the donation. I don’t know how well hair picks up oil but I guess it probably has to be pretty good. They are also collecting feathers from birds to help clean up the mess.
Commuter has a blast with bridge!
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This is a great thing to do. I bet this guy was so excited to press the button to blow up the Woodrow Wilson Memorial Bridge. He won the selection to blow up the commuter’s nightmare bridge. What a lucky guy. He suffered a crushed hip during an accident on the bridge. Now he gets his revenge. When asked if he ever thought about blowing up the bridge he answered “Hasn't everybody in Washington, D.C.?” Good job Dan and great fun!
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Woman tries to teach dog how to drive and fails.
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This woman in Mongolia thought it was a good idea to teach her dog how to drive a car for whatever stupid reason. Then the dog got into his first car accident. There were no injuries however both vehicles were damaged. She said her dog was fond of watching her drive and thought well why not give the dog a try. My advice is lady please don’t let your dog drive, he can’t learn how.
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